Jamie (fauxgasms) is a icky heterosexual who can’t grasp the fact that faux will not bring you to orgasm. Sorry, dear. I love you anyway. <3
My BEST friend in the whole wide world. (She’s currently looking for hot eskimo boys who live in Hollywood, FL. She enjoys group masturbation and long walks on the beach.)
Once upon a time there was this girl. She created a profile on 43things.com and called herself anniebeans, even though she goes by euka EVERYWHERE else. Her best friend’s name was Jamie, who was very OCD and made her login the same everywhere. EVERYWHERE. And when she changed it one place, she changed it everyplace. She was annoying as all get-out. But anniebeans (whose real-life name is, surprisingly, Annie) loved her anyway.
And they had sex every night on her futon.
But she doesn’t have a futon. Huh.
THEND
Celine Dion is my all-time favorite female vocalist. I grew up with her music (her song “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” was one of the first songs I heard in a genre besides oldies and classical music) and it’s stuck with me ever since. She is an amazing, beautiful, powerful woman and she’s inspired so many people. I hope one day I do get to meet her.
HippiePig wants to meet bluepark
Mats Hagwall
mimicgirl
Blake Lewis
escspnwd
Tina Imel
hesham_mohmad
Harrison Ford
Marieke Hensel
Uma Thurman
will smith
Rouenpucelle
Robin
0wens wants to meet Anastasia1029
mishi
sdrawkcab
Clayton
Alan Rickman
Paul Leonard Newman
Jon Stewart
Ben Folds
Phil Knight
Travis Hampton Willingham
Terry Gilliam
Monique123
Frank Capra
Jack Osbourne
